The 𝒜𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓁𝒾𝒸 𝑅𝑒𝒶𝓁𝓂 of Chao Phraya River is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by ꧁𝒜𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓁 ꧂ with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cheerful population of 2.77 billion Chao Phrayans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kêt thuc bâu trói. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Chao Phrayan economy, worth 392 trillion Tiền Mặts a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,609 Tiền Mặts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians are losing their jobs in a plan to make the government 'leaner and fitter', priests are being drafted by the church load, the new classical revitalization of Kêt thuc bâu trói is expected to be completed sometime in the next century, and asking what someone does for a living is considered a faux pax for being potentially jobist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chao Phraya River's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Thần Mặt Trăng.

Chao Phraya River is ranked 6,944^th in the world and 310^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 143 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.